murder for profit

Posted in e. share on February 7, 2010 by liveveloce

These women are greedy murderers

While editing my endless-pit-of-work-but-still-barely-adequate journal article, I came across a case about two elderly ladies that helped support two homeless-ish men over several years, purchased a combined $5.7m of life insurance policies on them, then drugged them, placed them in the street, and ran over them in a car to make the deaths look like hit and run accidents.  The deaths were in 1999 and 2003, but they weren’t caught until 2006.

People you’ll meet in hell – Olga Rutterschmidt and Helen Golay
(bored? Read the more extensive statement of facts in the appellate opinion here.)

The best quote from the article I found:

On the 21st of June, 2005, Helen Golay ran over Kenneth McDavid in an alley and left him for dead, which was easy, because he was dead.

And at sentencing, the judge told the women:

These unfortunate men were sacrificed on your altars of greed.

The story was appalling and has left a sick feeling in my chest for the last few hours, but consider this watered down hypothetical: imagine that someone came up to you on the street, placed $5,700,000 cash in front of you, and told you that you could either take the cash or save the life of a drunk bum about to be run over by a car.  I think that I would save the guy’s life, but I really can’t say that I wouldn’t pause to think about the 5.7 million greenbacks.  What would you do?

lean

Posted in e. share, m. photography on February 7, 2010 by liveveloce

back in black

Posted in c. life's musings on February 5, 2010 by liveveloce

Sorry for my absence, friends.  Law school has been beating me down with a very big stick, and I have been taking it like a bitch.  Think Austin Powers, “I’ve lost my mojo,” crossed with this Radiohead music video on repeat, crossed with that scene where Ron Burgandy is sauntering down the street, chugging a warm carton of milk and ignoring the driblets running down his unkempt beard.  That was what my emotional landscape looked like in the last week or so.

But who is Justin without a bit of swagger?  J-Money without some spring to his step, bite to his kick?  McQueeny of TSF without a death wish and a heavy foot?  Nothing, of course.  Nothing.  ”Haters say that we lost it so I’ma bring it back.” -MIMS.  Things I will accomplish this month include: sending out my 35 page article for publication, helping my team win the AAJ regional mock trial competition in Seattle, and finding a cure for cancer.

I will start by showing you a beautiful seatbelt PSA, because I do love seeing something beautiful in the morning:

things I would rather be doing

Posted in c. life's musings on February 1, 2010 by liveveloce

than cursing my goddamned back, editing my journal article, or refining my pieces for mock trial:

  • building a 1920’s or 30’s rat rod and driving it around Berkeley like I own the town
  • figuring out what defines art deco so I can one day incorporate more of it into the Future
  • installing drywall in the Future
  • practicing spinhooks, hip throws, or any martial art
  • re-buying Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, watching it again
  • shopping for a pair of jeans that do not have a hole in them
  • drinking and listening to good music, like the Timbaland’s new album or the Damien Rice album “9″ I just bought
  • hanging out with you

Posted in c. life's musings on January 27, 2010 by liveveloce

just for me, the church bells rang

America On

Posted in c. life's musings, e. share on January 26, 2010 by liveveloce

Feeling nostalgic?  Check out this online port of WINDOWS 3.1. I guarantee it’ll make you smile.

A: beee beee beee baauu baaauuu bauuuu ggrr chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
B: Yeah, that’s the sound
I bet if I heard it right now I would still get that sense of anticipation
A modem boner, if you will

Posted in c. life's musings on January 21, 2010 by liveveloce

wampa wampa

Posted in c. life's musings, e. share on January 20, 2010 by liveveloce
emily: how is your semester going thus far
me: honestly? I feel like I’m being raped by the abomidable law school snowman
emily: so, good, is what you’re saying?

the bends

Posted in c. life's musings, e. share on January 19, 2010 by liveveloce

Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird
Where are you now when I need you?
Alone on an aeroplane
Fall asleep against the window pane
My blood will thicken.

I need to wash myself again to hide all the dirt and pain
’cause I’d be scared that there’s nothing underneath
And who are my real friends?
Have they all got the bends?
Am I really sinking this low?

My baby’s got the bends – Oh no
We don’t have any real friends – No no no
Just lying in a bar with my drip feed on
talking to my girlfriend waiting for something to happen
I wish it was the sixties
I wish I could be happy
I wish, I wish, I wish that something would happen.

I want to live and breathe
I want to be part of the human race.

Where do we go from here?

4 G’s

Posted in c. life's musings on January 16, 2010 by liveveloce

One day,

I would like my colleagues to think that I am a great attorney,
I would like my children to think that I am a good man,
I would like my wife to think that I am a giving husband,
and
I would like my friends to think that I am generous with my life.